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Hey guys.

Sat Aug 8, 2009, 2:06 AM
So I just found out my friend was going out with this chick I know.
Awwww <3. anyway, its all really cute. :D IMO
I should be starting to draw here more often.
hopefully, cross fingers !! >____<;

Devious Journal Entry

Fri Oct 17, 2008, 5:59 PM
RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:


Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family


Dear :iconzockrock:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself. I think I realized it When I quoted Santa At the mental hospital and I saw you Carve your initials into The crazy monk. I'm sure you're Scarred enough to understand That Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep Your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about To hate the Boston Celtics .

Go burn,
:iconcohcohcaustic:

I TAGGGGGG. idunno...
will update later.

38% VIRGIN

Thu Sep 4, 2008, 10:47 PM
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Put an X next to everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.

1. Smoked. []
2. Drank alcohol. []
3. Cried when someone died. []
4. Been drunk. []
5. Had sex. []
6. Been to a concert. [x]
7. Gotten/given a handjob. [x]
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. []
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. [x]
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. []

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 97%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. [x]
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.[]
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. []
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. []
15. Been to prom. []
16. Cried at school. [x]
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. [x]
18. Went streaking.[]
19. Given or received a lap dance. [x]
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. [x]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. [x]
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. [x]
23. Kissed a stranger. []
24. Hugged a stranger. [x]
25. Went scuba diving. []
26. Driven a car. [x]
27. Gotten an x-ray. [x]
28. Hit by a car. []
29. Had a party. [x]
30. Done serious drugs. []

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. [x]
32. Got paid to strip for someone. []
33. Run away from home. []
34. Broken a bone. [x]
35. Eaten sushi. [x]
36. Bought porn. []
37. Watched porn. [x]
38. Made porn. []
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. [x]
40. Been in love. [x]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%

41. French kissed. [x]
42. Laughed so hard you cried. [x]
43. Cried yourself to sleep. [x]
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. [x]
45. Stabbed yourself. []
46. Shot a gun. []
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. [x]
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. [x]
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. [x]
50. Watched an animal die. [x]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 72%

51. Watched a person die. []
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. [x]
53. Pranked somebody. [x]
54. Put somebody in the hospital. [x]
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. [x]
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. [x]
57. Dressed punk. [x]
58. Dressed goth. []
59. Dressed preppy. [x]
60. Been to a motocross race. []

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 65%

61. Avoided somebody. [x]
62. Been stalked. [x]
63. Stalked someone. [x]
64. Met a celebrity. [x]
65. Played an instrument. [x]
66. Ridden a horse. [x]
67. Cut yourself. [x]
68. Bungee jumped. [x]
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. [x]
70. Been to a wild party []

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 56%

71. Got caught stealing something. [x]
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. [x]
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. []
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. []
75. Got arrested. []
76. Been pregnant. []
77. Babysat. [x]
78. Been to another country. [x]
79. Started your house on fire. []
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. [x]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 51%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. []
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. [x]
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. []
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. []
85. Sat on your butt all day. [x]
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. []
87. Had a job. [x] <-- washing cars. D:
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. []
89. Been called a whore. [x]
90. Danced like a whore. []

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 47%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. []
92. Been in a car accident. [x]
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. [x]
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. [x]
95. Raped somebody. [x]
96. Danced in the rain. [x]
97. Been rejected. [x]
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. [x]
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. [x]
100. Been raped. [x]

FINAL RESULT: 38%

MYQUESTS.

Wed Aug 27, 2008, 10:14 PM
Quest Number One;;
Rachael and I.
Ninja to John's house.
&& Samurai attack his fucking laptop.

then all this D&D shit..
is gone.



Quest Number Two;;
Actually make a comic.
With at least 5 pages.
Three lines each.
Three blocks each line?

About that, yeah.



Quest Number Three;;
Have a birthday party in the oval
when it's dark.
But the night before that,
stay in the oval with John. :P
and just talk.



WishList;;
Hair Extensions. [loads of them]
SuperFreakinAdorable Necklaces.
New Hoodie.
iPod Touch.
New Phone.
BLACK BRAS.

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->CHESHIRECATCOSPLAY!?

Sat Jul 19, 2008, 4:16 PM
>_____>; yeah. o.o;
i have to dress up like the cheshire cat.
at my sister and her best friend's birthday party.
:D its gonnna be so much fun!!.
i'll have to improvise though
i only have a month till the party.
and im supposed to be the "DJ"..
for the cosplay. i wanna put PINK in my hair.
SOOOOOOOOOOO BADLY.
i have to bleach part of my hair first.
i have the bleach. and use pink washout.
but my dad doesnt want me to have pink hair in school...
even if it is temporary. O.o
so i might have to get the spray ones.
where its just one wash then im good.
but i still have to get my parents to let me bleach it.
so yeah. while im at it.
i have to get cat ears. o.o;
pink and black hopefully.
SOOOOO much shopping to do. and i wanna get the new camera before the party. so i can take pictures. :D
and imma need foundation...
T________T so much effort. someone please.!!
donate.
yes.. liz.. and shanna.. donate. :]

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